Slap happy? No not me!

I'm not sure if I've ever shared this or not but I have severe sleep issues. Some girls have irregular periods I have irregular sleep patterns. We all have our crosses to carry.

Asleep on the couch at 9p.m. ~ yep that's me.

Awake reading blogs until 3a.m ~ yep that's me.

Up and ready to go at 7a.m. ~ NO that's never me!

This week I was up until 3:15 on Monday, 1:30 on Tuesday and 12:30 last night. I was awake at 7 each morning, ok 7:15, to get the girls off to school. I am beat. I HATE THIS! This morning I came home from taking the girls to their respective schools and I had 2 hours before I had to be back at Honeys school to volunteer for 3 hours so thought a quick nap would do me some good. I curled up in bed and set my ipod to wake me up at 9:30, giving me 30 minutes to shower and get ready. Thank God my dogs barked and woke me up at...10:15! Holy shit I screamed, I only had 15 minutes to get ready and be at the school! It's a good thing the school is only 3 minutes away but I had to make myself presentable, Honey would kill me if I showed up with bed head still in my jammies! I jumped in the tub and used the dog hose to wash and rinse so I could keep my hair dry. Yes, I said the dog hose, don't judge me people, this is a judgement free zone! I flat ironed my hair, washed my face, brushed my teeth, got dressed and was out the door in 20 minutes. I applied my makeup while I drove there, I know, I know but whatevah I was freaking late! I didn't even have coffee or the time to run through Sonic. I do however have some hairy-ass legs. I must shave every day! 

I'm now working on some It's Personal pieces for a charity event and for tomorrows Friday Freebie with Heidi, be sure to come back tomorrow I'm guest hosting, and I think my eyes are bleeding. 

As busy as I am and as long as my to-do list sitting in front of me is I still for some unknown reason decided to turn the web-cam on. I was laughing so hard a baby poot snuck out! Sometimes I define stupid. I do feel the need to make you laugh because like I've said time and time again everyone deserves a good laugh everyday even if it's at my expense. So, here you go! 

Scary x-ray effect

Remember the cartoon from the 80's with the Brain?...ha that's me!

I can say this because I have a cousin that's a little person...I so look like a little person!

I volunteer with a lady on the PTSA that looks a lot like this, but her boobs are way bigger and she's not very social!

I'm off to finish painting and hopefully will be in bed by 11. 

Thanks for sticking with me through my insanity!