Friday Confessional

It's Friday which can only mean one thing, it's time for my Friday Confessional!

I confess...

That I have never been more embarrassed. EVER!

I made a video to help introduce the new monthly linky I'm co-hosting with Mamarazzi. It was to be full of information and funny. It was not supposed to be full of my boobs!

Seriously I'm shaking as I type this and I think I need to go take some Imodium AD because my stomach sounds and feels like it's about to implode!

I was so concentrated on making sure I covered every detail {I forgot the Show and Tell portion} and looking at the camera that I didn't even realize how voluptuous my girls were until after I went back to review the video.

As I watched the video I noticed several things, my hair looked like crap, I needed some serious eye baggage control, I need to make a hair appointment and my shirt was much lower than I was comfortable with. I wanted to keep the video real and me looking a hot mess is more real than me looking like I do on date nights so I made the decision to not redo the video.

It wasn't until I received a few booby comments that I went back and really reviewed the video. I was looking at the video as a whole when I initially reviewed it and although my girls did look like they wanted to come out and play my hands covered them most of the time so I thought no big deal. It was brought to my attention in a private and very nice email that it looked as if one of my nipples was winking at the camera.

I SWEAR TO YOU THAT IS NOT THE CASE!

I had on a full coverage bra and at no time were any personal, offensive to others, pole dancing parts of me exposed!

The bra I had on was leopard print. It has a pink edging. There were shadows. It was a shadow. I will go down yelling ITWASASHADOW!

Would I show a few chosen friends my boobs? Well ummm yeah. I may or may not have plastered them against the glass doors when my chosen friends wouldn't come outside and sit in the hot tub with me because it was "too cold" outside. But I assure you I would NEVER show them to anyone other than those 4-5 girls {and it would be a very quick glance at that} and my hubby. I am for the most part a very modest gal!

I love a laugh and I have learned that in order to laugh at others you have to be ok with laughing at yourself so I will not be taking the video down like I had originally planned. Instead I'm gonna go with it and turn it into a learning experience and this is what I have learned. The video that I shot of myself yesterday showing my hidden talent...I have on a scarf!

I'll wrap up this mortifying post by sharing with you a Haiku that was written just for me by Connie...

A lovely vlog for all

A how-to show and tell

Shawn's twins have gone Rogue

Now head on over and link up your very own mortifying Friday Confessional, please it will make me feel so much better if you do!

I almost forgot....

Last week I offered up a prize to whoever came up with the best title or caption for this picture of me.

I have to say that Vivienne nailed it with "There's gonna be free Patron?!"

So Viv, watch your mail cuz I'll be sending you something cheap fabulous soon!